i queue things a lot.

Julie is tall and lanky, with a mop of curly hair. She speaks incredibly fast and in third person sometimes apparently. her aspiration in life is to become Carol Burnett but would settle for changing her last name to Andrews

Philippians 4:13

antiteen:

The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

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(Source: shalrath, via mr-alec-winchester)

gwenlightened:

so I was using the bathroom and I needed to pee and I couldn’t so then I thought in my head, “pee, come on! I know urine there!”
and then I wound up laughing so hard that I peed

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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(via twerkingwhiteboy)

suitedick:

when someone you dont like texts you about their problems

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(via twerkingwhiteboy)

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